Caught in action, this is ths classic "Horn Tooter's" dance (people that know dance history say it's as famous as the "Tango" - I suppose it's true). Inspired by my favorite "tooter" on UF. Some Toot and talk, other don't need to talk but in all likely hood toot a who lot more - or have..... The "Tooter" Anthem (A.K.A. Stray Cat Blues) goes something like this: I hear the click clack of your heels on the stairs / I know you ain't no scare - eyed honey / there'll be a feast if you just,come upstairs / but it ain't no hangin' matter - it ain't no capital crime. You say you got a friend and she's wild - er than you / why don't you bring her upstairs / if she's so wild she can join in too.....Oh Yeah, you're a strange Stray Cat / oh yeah, don't you scratch like that / Oh Yeah, you're a strange Stray Cat / Bet your mama don't know you can scream like that /bet your mama never saw you spit like that.... (you know the rest ) No PS used. (Ya she's on the young side but it's a French thing - gotta roll with it)
I might just have to take him outside. It's kinda overcast right now, but it might clear up. The Pearl District is booming. Everything costs too much there, so I don't shop there much. But sometimes I indulge. Prices for apartments are skyrocketing there. A small two bedroom apartment is around $300,000! I've never heard of "Hamburger Mary's" but I'm sure a quick online search will tell you if it's still there. Downtown is doing pretty well too. Lots of hobos as usual. ;)
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