City - Medicine Lake State - MN Country - United States
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The following is fiction, the photos are real, and the cars are really, really real and far out, especially the Karma Charmaleon mobile. The story that follows is for adults and non-squares, you dig? Part of the multi-series Art Shanty a bong-bong.
Korky: Hey dudes and dudettes, its another week of Art Taxi Stop, I’m your co-host Korky “Kendell” Jackson and my fellow art traveler…
Karma: Karma “Lizzy” Lindstrom koming at cha, with another fare on the Art Taxi highway man…
Korky: Awesome, man, like righteous… anyway Karma and I are hanging tight on the frozen shores of Medicine Lake broadcasting at the 2007 Art Shanty-a-thon.
Karma: Or if this was Florida… and it ain’t …. It be the Shanty-a-thong, I think..
Korky: Like dude, for you it is and would be the Shanty-a-bong- bong….
Karma: I’ll toke one up to that, …. (Inhaling big time)… hey… you… want …. a … hit.
Korky: Funny, real funny Karma, you know I prefer the grape to the bud and like we’re on the air so maybe try a hit of fresh oxygen for a bit.
Karma: Cough, … hack…. Bummer man… cough
Korky: It’s a chilly one here in Art Shanty land but gotta tell you last night was a ripper.
Karma: Whoa dude you’re telling me… you were telling me weren’t cha? Like anyway, it was like a dream sequence from the Big Lebowski where Dude is flying over LA…
Korky: Only it wasn’t Dude, dude, it was Pierre Johannsen who was doing the flying.
Karma: Holy Flying French Fry Batman….
Korky: Well the story as we hear it was Pierre, who has been an Art Shanty participant for the last several years…
Karma: Victim is more like it, amigo…
Korky: Go bogart a joint or something Karma, this is my story. So where was I, like Pierre and his muse, what’s her name, was it Angelina or something like that, Fiona that‘s it, ….
Karma: Ain’t that the chick from Shrek, you know the one sounds like Cameron Diaz but looks like Rosie O’Donnell if she was like the Hulk or something…
Korky: Like shut up or something, dumb a**, so anyway Pierre is going all John Travolta circa Saturday Night Fever era on Fiona, doing his best Barry Gibbs…
Karma: Barry, was he like the cute one… man did that come out gay sounding… like Korky don’t squeeze me there… ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhh
Korky: Anyway, as Karma recovers over in the snow bank, Pierre is doing ala Don Juan over in his little Art Shanty, when things got a little too hot, man I don’t if was some overheated love oils, or bad karma….real BAD KARMA…. But next thing you know his shack is like Hiroshima time and Pierre is bobbing for Walleye in the local ice fishing hole. They say he’ll be back for next year but I don’t know how many more he can handle, and Fiona, has some injuries but also hasn’t hung up the ol’ easel yet.
Karma: Man, why did you have to lay that pain on me, I still hope to have a family.
Korky: You and Liberace have about the same chance of starting a family.. Just let me tell a story without interrupting me, you numb knuts
Karma: Speaking of nuts, and I really don’t want to dwell there, but did you catch those two cats from the Lincoln Log Shanty.
Korky: Like Elmer and Fudd,... Pork and Beans, ... W and Rumsey … Dumb and Dumber… I mean those guys put the 90 degree angle into square man.
Karma: I think they’re narcs or something, I mean they make Joe Friday look hip.
Korky: Story is they took a few too many herbal bars at the Go Fish Tourney and like tripped out Charlie Manson style, packed up this morning, adios, see ya later alligator.
Karma: What Herbal bars,!!! … you didn’t tell me the McCrackin boys were back… like man what a Bend a Dick Arnold you are, … you know I love to party down with the McCracker boys…. You overripe wino you…
Korky: Listen you Karma-tose pot head, I am about to go over to your god forsaken Oldsmobile and rip every reptile off that pop culture trash wagon…
Karma: Is that right … Mister-I- Drink- all-wine-before-its time, you do that and I’ll make sure you have to drink through another liver transplant to replace all your precious corks on your Dork Truck. You... you... cork soaker you.
Korky: You probably try smoking them before you rip one off you lazy no good stoner, who thinks he’s an artist…
Announcer: We have to break now for a word from our sponsor of Art Taxi Stop…. Powderwine Herbal Biscuits, where breakfast never tasted so good or lasted so long.
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