Hello there, It's Enzo here in L.A. and since my buddy, Mark, had a little problem with his about and / or title on his WTC shot yesterday (it was pulled - then he put the Orwellian 1984 version up later) he put me in charge of posting today. Between me and you Mark is a little nutty. He gets all wraped up with non - important stuff like political issues and Governments...I don't get it. Why can't he be happy just chasing little rubber balls like me - it makes life so easy. So since I have this chance I'd like to know if there's any hot babes out there that would like to take me for a walk? I like to go anywhere - the Beach, City Streets, Lake Shores - as long as you're hot I'm game. I can even fly to your city - I also have a passport, no problem (just leave your E-mails on the comments section - I'm good at E - mailing) Party on my Dear Friends.......Remember what Enzo says,"Life is Nothing but a Party !" - respect, peace out PS. Oh , yes - A big Shout Out to my hero Snoop Doggy if he's reading this......... You are the MAN ! Mark said to write No PS used - what's that?
Oh, Hello Ashley, you must have come in while I was typing to Ms.Erin. Mark isn't available tonight because he's in a deep depression about some recent matters and under a doctor's supervision (in fact he's going everywhere in public in his pajama's like Michael Jackson did the other day - I'm a bit worried) but I can help you. The lighting is what I call manly lighting, that's to say very strong from one side to show the manly lines and bumps on my face (like Clint Eastwood 20 years ago - mark has all the video's). They got me to sit still by holding a giant juicy steak bone and saying, "Enzo, if you don't move a fricken inch for the next minute this bone is your's" Well, I 'm no dummy, in fact my I.Q. is much higher than that silly Taco Bell Chihuahua and money wise I jumped into Microsoft stock when Bill Gates was just a goofy nobody so I have all bases covered you see. Rudy sounds alright but tell him to leave his paws off Ms Erin, well , he'll just be a pup so that's OK. But tell Karl not to steal her E-mail ! IT's MINE, ALL MINE !! Merci, Enzo the Dog.... Ah, April 16th The day after tax day (I know Mark hates April 15th - but that's HIS problem - I got my rubber balls to play with)
.......AHHHHH, YES (I thought the Manly Brad Pitt lighting they used on me would bring in the ladies) Well, hello there Ms. Erin. I took the time to check out your portfolio and you DEFINITELY fall into the "hot babe" catagory. I see you have some shots with birds in them. Maybe we can walk over there, you can take my leash off, and I will zoom up to one (I may have short legs but I'm as fast as a bullet) to provide us with a nice , romantic dinner. No Alpo for my lady friends. Very kind of you to drop by and leave your E-mail. You will be hearing from me shortly (as soon as my buddy Mark passes out in front of one of those political talk shows on TV and forgets to turn off the computer) so we can make travel arangements. Would it be alright with you if I wore an Ascot to dinner? that's my usual style you see. SO pleased to meet you Ms. Erin, Enzo the Dog PS anymore Hot Babes out there? I'm full of energy (no need to worry about THAT)..whoa, this is easier than I thought....
Yay!!!! Puppypuppypuppypuppy!!! I've been waiting /forever/ for you to put up pics of your dogs! I'm getting my new puppy on April 16th! (Sorry, Enzo...it's a guy). We've decided to name him Rudy. Audra's comment made me giggle. I really like the lighting in this one! How did you make him /sit still/ long enough to adjust lighting?
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